“- Eva: Oh, the Container Store?
- Albert: Yes, yes, the Container Store. The store that sells crap so you can put your crap in so you can go out and buy some more crap.
- Eva: I love that store. I love crap.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva
James Gandolfini - Albert

“The best place to meet a guy is at the supermarket. You see a guy holding a list, you know he's married. He's in the frozen food section carrying a small basket, he's single. I like to hang out by fruits and vegetables, there's a better chance of getting a guy who's healthy.”
Bess Wohl - Rebecca

“Remember you're in France: the customer is always wrong!”
Marion Cotillard - Fanny Chenal

“Christmas shopping, never an easy or a pleasant task.”
Alan Rickman - Harry

You know what a man should never ask in a Victoria's Secret shop? "Does this come in children's sizes?".
Barry Pepper - Frank Slaughtery