- Barbara Jane Fuchs: Come down and see the, uh, mile of cars we have on our lot.
- Rudy: Did she just say "mile of cars"? She said she had a "mile of cars".
- Big Jim: That's the most blatant claim of false advertising I ever heard in my life.
Deborah Harmon - Barbara Fuchs
Kurt Russell - Rudy Russo
Frank McRae - Jim the Mechanic

“For years the government has been wisely coercing teenagers to buy products they normally wouldn't want, just to get their money.”
Eugene Levy - Eugene Levy

“Kids today aren't dumb. They're not gonna buy just anything. That's why the government has been planting small subliminal advertising suggestions in today's rock music.”
Eugene Levy - Eugene Levy

The new slogan now is "Diamonds: Render her speechless". Why don't they just go ahead and say it? "Diamonds: That'll shut her up... for a minute".

Ron White - Ron White

“Coca-Cola is by far the world's number one soft drink and they spend more money than anybody on advertising. I guess that's how come they stay number one.”
Reese Witherspoon - Tracy Flick