“- Miss Millie: Your children are so clean. Would you like to work for me, be my maid?
- Sofia: Hell no.”
Dana Ivey - Miss Millie
Oprah Winfrey - Sofia

“- Caesar: My name is Caesar. Mr. Nivens asked me to stop you. I must request you not move.
- Billy Caufield: Put that thing away, you hold it like a goddamn doorman.
- Caesar: I am the doorman.
- Billy Caufield: Then get us a cab.”

Robert Weil - Caesar
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield

“- Jamie Blake: We're gonna die. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. What do you think they're gonna do to us?
- Morris Fenderbaum: I don't know what they're gonna do to you, but since Mr. T ain't here, I'll be too busy licking their boots to see.”
Dean Martin - Jamie Blake
Sammy Davis Jr. - Morris Fenderbaum

“- Angel Clare: Leave that! You're my wife, not my servant!
- Tess: I'm your wife? You don't want to live with me. You want to go, don't you?
- Angel Clare: I couldn't stay without despising myself. What is worse, without despising you.”
Peter Firth - Angel Clare
Nastassja Kinski - Tess

“This isn't going to work. You're playing football with a bunch of butlers!”

Jack Warden - Max Corkle