“- Jack Frye: You want me to bribe senators?
- Howard Hughes: I don't want them bribed, Jack. I want it done legally. I want them bought.”
Danny Huston - Jack Frye
Leonardo DiCaprio - Howard Hughes

“- Luke Fuchs: $10,000. Is that all it takes to be elected senator these days.
- Rudy: Well, that's more like a down payment. After I'm elected its 50-50 on all the graft I take.”
Jack Warden - Luke Fuchs
Kurt Russell - Rudy Russo

“Open up your eyes and look at the big picture; You're all puppets of corrupt politicians and capitalists. Don't you understand, it's utterly pointless to fight each other.”
Jamieson Price - Colonel

“When you're in government, there's a million ways to exploit your power. Have I ever given into that temptation? No. Never. I'm not that kind of politician.”

Aziz Ansari - Tom Haverford

“Rick, I want Debbie. You dump her and I'll give you cash. Ten thousand dollars, plus a G.E. toaster over, a Litton microwave, a Cuisinart, Michelin tires, brand new, a set of Sears' best metric tools...”
Robert Prescott - Cole Whittier