“- Roman: That's reverse psychology. Dom will never see it coming.
- Little Nobody: It's neon orange. The International Space Station will see it coming.”

Tyrese Gibson - Roman
Scott Eastwood - Little Nobody

“- Pearl Coplin: I told you to watch out for that car!
- Ed Coplin: He was in my blind-spot.
- Pearl Coplin: You could fit the whole state of Wisconsin in your blind-spot.”
Mary Tyler Moore - Pearl Coplin
George Segal - Ed Coplin

“- Mia Toretto: Letty grew up just down the street. She was into cars since she was like ten years old. Dom always had her attention. Then she turned sixteen.
- Brian O'Conner: And she had Dom's attention.
- Mia Toretto: Yeah, it's funny how that works out.”
Jordana Brewster - Mia Toretto
Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner

“- Rick Leland: You certainly are a girl of many colors. First, your legs get blue. Then, your face turns green. And, now, your red all over.
- Alberta Marlow: I never knew what suffering was until I came on this pleasure trip.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow

“- Zack: Were all pink on the inside...
- Vince: Like vaginas.”
Dane Cook - Zack
Dax Shepard - Vince