“I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnantsister being in love with one of them.”
Allison Janney - Constance Miller

“You don't tell a woman that you love her and then two days later bring Romeo home to sleep with you.”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski

“- Nina Borowski: Don't you miss men?
- George Hanson: Yeah, sure. Sometimes. Don't you?
- Nina: I guess.
- George Hanson: But I don't miss them when I'm with you.”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski
Paul Rudd - George Hanson

“- Matt Mateo: I'm bisexual.
- Lucia DeLury: Puh-lease! I went to a bar mitzvah once. That doesn't make me Jewish.”
Ivan Sergei - Matt Mateo
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury

“- Lucia DeLury: Vagina, vagina, vagina. Does that word do anything for you?
- Bill Truitt: I don't think it does much for anyone, gay or straight.”
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury
Martin Donovan - Bill Truitt