“- Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl: Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.”

Joan Cusack - Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl
Kelsey Grammer - Stinky Pete the Prospector

“- Colonel Cochrane: Now, we don't play with dolls do we Tyler? Dolls are for girls.
- Tyler: But, Charles is my new best friend.
- Colonel Cochrane: Tyler, you know better than to talk back to a superior officer.”

Dakin Matthews - Colonel Cochrane
Jeremy Sylvers - Tyler

“- Julie Pierce: What are you doing here?
- Miyagi: Miyagi figure children no have enough toys, so bring more. Nerf balls, flying discs, all kinds good stuff. You just have fun.
- Julie Pierce: Have fun? Miyagi, they don't need any more toys, they need three child-sized straight jackets!”

Hilary Swank - Julie Pierce
Pat Morita - Miyagi

“He's the nicest guy though, ask anyone, but the thing is, he's almost 40, looks like he's 30, thinks like he's 20, and acts like he's 10. He's fun to play board games with.”
Hillary Wolf - Laura Chartoff

“If anyone would have been paying serious attention to my puppet shows, I would have been sent to therapy very young.”
Bob Balaban