“The average American now spends more than one and a half years of his life just watching television commercials. Fifty minutes, every day of his life, watching commercials. Now, that's power.”
James Coburn - John Reston

“- Narrator: RBTV changed its name from Really Bad Television to Rocky and Bullwinkle Television.
- Bullwinkle: What's the difference?”
Keith Scott - Narrator
Keith Scott - Bullwinkle

“- Frank Galvin: I changed my life today, what did you do?
- Laura Fischer: I changed my room at the hotel.
- Frank Galvin: Why did you do that?
- Laura Fischer: TV didn't work.”
Paul Newman - Frank Galvin
Charlotte Rampling - Laura Fischer

“- Katherine Newbury: I have not changed. The audience has changed. They don’t want smart comedy. They want Kevin Hart on a Slip ‘N Slide, so let’s just give them what they want. Who’s the most tacky famous person out there?
- Charlie Fain: A reality star?
- Reynolds: No, a YouTube celebrity.”
Emma Thompson - Katherine Newbury
Hugh Dancy - Charlie Fain
John Early - Reynolds

“- Anna Leonowens: You have the power to lead your people...
- King Mongkut: Now is not the time to change the way that things are done!
- Anna Leonowens: Well, if not now, then when? How many more people must die so that you might save face?”
Jodie Foster - Anna
Chow Yun-Fat - King Mongkut