“- Oldsen: Sailors used to think they were mermaids, yeah?
- Marina: Aye, they did. They were wrong.”

Peter Capaldi - Oldsen
Jenny Seagrove - Marina

“- Wendy Darling: Oh, how sweet.
[Peter Pan looks disgusted]
- Wendy Darling: What? Are mermaids not sweet?
- Peter Pan: They'll sweetly drown you if you get too close.”

Rachel Hurd-Wood - Wendy Darling
Jeremy Sumpter - Peter Pan

“- Senator Jummy Simpson: I've seen that girl somewhere before.
- Liza Prescott: She's a very particular friend of the director who's making this picture. He sticks her in every scene he can.”

Walter Kingsford - Senator Jummy Simpson
Billie Burke - Liza Prescott

“My eyes still hurt from reading that movie.”

Eddie Murphy - Insp. Scott Roper

“- Emily Montgomery: I've seen all your movies.
- Cameron Drake: Both of them?”
Joan Cusack - Emily Montgomery
Matt Dillon - Cameron Drake