“- Aaron Levinsky: You look wonderful.
- Claudia Draper: You know what I use this dress for? For the ones who want to sit on Mommy's lap.”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Aaron Levinsky
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Johnnie Aysgarth: Don't do that.
- Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth: Why not?
- Johnnie Aysgarth: Because your ucipital mapilary is quite beautiful.”

Cary Grant - Johnnie Aysgarth
Joan Fontaine - Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth

“- Ilsa Lund: That was the day the Germans marched into Paris.
- Rick Blaine: Not an easy day to forget. I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.
- Ilsa Lund: Yes. I put that dress away. When the Germans march out, I'll wear it again.”

Ingrid Bergman - Ilsa Lund
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Blaine

“- James Russell: You fuck up the suit, we've got a problem.
- Franklin Hatchett: Fuck the suit, we've already got a problem!”

Charlie Sheen - James Russell
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett

“You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter.”

Rip Torn - Zed