“- Snowbell: I wish I were the one that was dead!
- Margalo: Really?
- Snowbell: No. But I'm feeling very unhappy!”
Nathan Lane - Snowbell
Melanie Griffith - Margalo

“- Charles J. Rittenhouse: I thought everybody was killed. I never expected to see you alive.
- Connie Porter: You know I'm practically immortal, Ritt.”
Henry Hull - Charles J. Rittenhouse
Tallulah Bankhead - Connie Porter

“We are never quite prepared for so many to die. Oh, we do expect the occasional empty chair. A salute to fallen comrades. But this war goes on and on and the men die and the price gets ever higher. We are prepared to loose some of us, but we are never prepared to loose all of us.”
Martin Sheen - Gen. Robert E. Lee

“- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: I thought you were dead.
- Billy Sparrow: That was the general idea.”
Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli
William Hickey - Billy Sparrow

“You know, guys, I never expected to die like this. I thought I'd meet a nice girl, settle down, and then she'd eat my head.”
Seth Rogen - Mantis