“You didn't get pregnant with your legs closed!”

Jill Parker-Jones - Lamaze Instructor

“- Charlie Hinton: Maybe we should just ask another question here.
- Jamie: Where do babies come from?
- Charlie Hinton: Y'know, why don't we go back to the dolphins, or something other than that?”
Eddie Murphy - Charlie Hinton
Elle Fanning - Jamie

“- Anna Valerious: What are these things?
- Van Helsing: I think they're Dracula's children.
- Anna Valerious: His children?
- Van Helsing: A man, with three gorgeous women, for four hundred years?”
Kate Beckinsale - Anna Valerious
Hugh Jackman - Abraham Van Helsing

“Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, ok, promise?”
Dwayne Hill - Coach Carr

“- Yang: And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
- Pugsley Addams: Our parents are having a baby, too.
- Wednesday Addams: They had sex.”
Micah Hata - Yang
Jimmy Workman - Pugsley Addams
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams