“The three keys of coolness in high school: one: don’t try hard at anything. Okay? Two: make fun of people who do try. Three: be handsome. Four: if anyone steps you on the first day of school, you punch them directly in the face. Five: drive a kick-ass car.”

Channing Tatum - Jenko

“For once, I just wanted to fit in and be popular.”

Demi Lovato - Mitchie Torres

“I got two girlfriends and I'm in a band.”
Lucas Hedges - Patrick

“I'm gonna step outside and get some smog.”
Christopher Walken - Mike

“I really want to thank you all for helping me with my campus maintenance duties. I think it's a beautiful thing. But remember, plastic goes in the blue, paper in the green.”
Marlon Wayans - Darryl Witherspoon