“Get this: they've been getting pussy non-stop for 30 years. They're probably fucking right now and they're old dudes! They put makeup on and it's all good!”

Seann William Scott - Wheeler

“He tried to make love to me and I shot him.”

Bette Davis - Leslie Crosbie

“My grandfather was right. I now know in my heart of hearts that people are supposed to make love. It is their main purpose in life. All those other activities - playing the violin, washing dishes, reading novels, drinking wine - are just ways of passing time, until you can make love again.”
Joshua Schaefer - Peter

“You know how to cheat Mr. Death? By making love. 'Cause every time you make love, you can make another life. And that makes Mr. Death mad as hell.”
Salli Richardson-Whitfield - Lana

- Mike: You got laid last night?
- Wayne "Mad Dog" Dobie: I don't get laid, I make love.

David Caruso - Mike
Robert De Niro - Wayne "Mad Dog" Dobie