“Bring me my stunt cock.”
Michael Dean Jacobs - Maxxx Orbison

“Come on I'm sick of these stupid educational films man! Where are the ones with the naked women?”

Frank Welker - Munchie

“Hey, I brought you some more videos. You've got your choice: pornos or monster trucks. Oh, and I got one that's both.”
Jack Black - J.D.

“- Tyler Durden: Why would anyone want this shit job?
- The Narrator: Because it affords him other interesting opportunities.
- Tyler Durden: Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films.”

Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“- Annette Atkins: [walks in and sees the camera crew] Aw, shit.
- Amber Atkins: Oh, they're from Los Angeles. They wanted to see my room and film me for their movie.
- Annette Atkins: Yah, well, if they ask you to take your top off, get the money first.”

Ellen Barkin - Annette Atkins
Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins