“- Malloy: So there are no vampires in Transylvania? No Count Dracula?
- Louis: Fictions, my friend. The vulgar fictions of a demented Irishman.”
Christian Slater - Malloy
Brad Pitt - Louis

“Just because our parents keep telling us that Jason was only a legend doesn't mean it wasn't true. What if he did come back here, looking for the camp counselor that caused him to drown as a boy, searching for the one that decapitated his vengeful mother?”

Jennifer Cooke - Megan

“- Policeman with dog: You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves to bite!
- Maximillian: So do I!”

Eddie Murphy - Maximillian

“- Villager: He killed a vampire!
- Carl: Isn't that a good thing?
- Top Hat: The Vampires only take what they need to survive. Maybe two or three a month... but now they will kill for revenge!”
Marek Vasut - Villager
David Wenham - Carl
Tom Fisher - Top Hat

“- Rachel Jansen: Why Dracula?
- Peter Bretter: Because he's a man like anyone else. He just wants to be loved. And every time he gets close to a human woman, he ends up smothering and killing her, which is a feeling I am familiar with.”

Mila Kunis - Rachel Jansen
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter