“- Kevin Sandusky - Hot LZ: Now, whichever format porno backs is usually the one that becomes the uh most successful. But, you know, Sony, every PlayStation 3 has a Blu-ray in it.
- Kirk Lazarus: You talkin' to me this whole time?
- Kevin Sandusky - Hot LZ: I was talking to whoever was listening.
- Kirk Lazarus: Jesus Christ, man!”

Jay Baruchel - Kevin Sandusky - Hot LZ
Robert Downey Jr. - Kirk Lazarus

“Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead!”
Alan Hale - Ed Carlsen

“This is the land of milk and honey for the health racket. Every woman in California thinks she's either too fat or too thin or too something.”

Henry Hull - "Doc" Banton

“Rich people and theorists - who are usually rich people - think of poverty in the negative, as the lack of riches - as disease might be called the lack of health.”

Robert Greig - Sullivan's Butler

“It's strange I should be dead? I was young and healthy and I felt swell when I went to bed! So, why did I die?”
Joan Blondell - Gail Richards