“Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks. That's the only thing anybody really cares about. But, it's not my forte, unfortunately.”
Jason Schwartzman - Max Fischer

“- Deacon: I don't think you're gonna drop that torch, my friend.
- Mariner: Why not?
- Deacon: Because you're not crazy.
[the Marinersmiles, lifts his hand, and drops the flare down the hole]”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon
Kevin Costner - Mariner

“Don't just stand there, kill something!”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“You can do it, you can do it all night long.”
Rob Schneider - Townie

“Everything you’ve done to me, I’ve already done to you.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Celie Johnson