“I'm gonna find the guy who invented Xylocaine and kiss his ass on Hollywood and Vine!”
Burt Reynolds - Sonny Hooper

“- Worm pill scientist: I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
- Don Roritor: Uh, right, and what's positive about that?
- Worm pill scientist: Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.”
Bruce McCulloch - Worm pill scientist
Mark McKinney - Don Roritor

“The airplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all.”

Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“You said you had some gas that'd make me fly. Show me.”

Bobby Jordan - Joe "Joey" Dingle

“He broke a blood vessel because he found his name was omitted from the Encyclopedia of Britannica, because thirty pages were devoted to Thomas Alva Edison, seventeen to Alexander Graham Bell, but not one line to Daniel S. Totten, the inventor of the electric toaster.”

Mary Field - Miss Totten