“Rusty, I no like the West. All the people do is kill each other. I like a the West better if it was in the East.”

Chico Marx - Joe Panello

“- Chick Boyle: So Rebecca, what are you going to tell Mr. Lloyd about shooting Zachery, what are your reasons gonna be?
- Babe Magrath: That I didn't like his looks. That I didn't like his stinking looks! I don't like yours either, Chickie stick.”
Tess Harper - Chick Boyle
Sissy Spacek - Babe Magrath

“She's perky all right. She makes you want to sneak up behind her with a pillow and suffocate her.”
Dianne Wiest - Helen Sinclair

“- Michael Jennings: Go ahead! Shoot me, go on! Shoot me, you fucking coward! You haven't got the fucking guts!
- Forrest Taft: I wouldn't dirty my bullets.”
Sir Michael Caine - Michael Jennings
Steven Seagal - Forrest Taft

“Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is ketchup! Or maybe some of that special sauce you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski