“- Dave: Movies cost millions of dollars to make.
- Bowfinger: That's after gross net deduction profit percentage deferment ten percent of the nut. Cash, every movie cost $2,184.”
Jamie Kennedy - Dave
Steve Martin - Bowfinger

“- Randolph Duke: Ezra. Right on time. I'll bet you thought I'd forgotten your Christmas bonus. There you are.
- Ezra: Five dollars. Maybe I'll go to the movies... by myself.”
Ralph Bellamy - Randolph Duke
Avon Long - Ezra

“- Annette Atkins: [walks in and sees the camera crew] Aw, shit.
- Amber Atkins: Oh, they're from Los Angeles. They wanted to see my room and film me for their movie.
- Annette Atkins: Yah, well, if they ask you to take your top off, get the money first.”

Ellen Barkin - Annette Atkins
Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins

“- Nick Schaffer: What's this $110?
- Hotel Clerk: Those are your in-room movies.
- Nick Schaffer: No, I didn't watch any movies.
- Hotel Clerk: Okay, let's see... Afro Whores.
- Nick Schaffer: Afro Whores?
- Hotel Clerk: You watched it... let's see... uh, 11 times.”

Breckin Meyer - Nick Schaffer
Jenica Bergere - Hotel Clerk

“People are fascinated with death and violence. That's why my films make money. They're an escape, a vicarious release of fear. Same thing with this game. Nobody takes my films or the dead pool seriously.”

Liam Neeson - Peter Swan