“- Clifford Franklin: Coach, ain't that stuff illegal?
- Jimmy McGinty: What are they going to do? Put you in football jail?”

Orlando Jones - Clifford Franklin
Gene Hackman - Jimmy McGinty

“- Henry Brubaker: What are you in for?
- Abraham Cook: Manslaughter. Killed my baby brother with a rock.
- Henry Brubaker: How long were you sentenced?
- Abraham Cook: 35 years.”
Robert Redford - Henry Brubaker
Richard Ward - Abraham Cook

“We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resortprison. No, no, no. We're going to federal pound me in the ass prison.”
David Herman - Michael Bolton

“- Recruiter: Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor? That's robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing.
- John: Convicted? No.
- Russell: Never convicted.”

William Lucking - Recruiter
Bill Murray - John
Harold Ramis - Russell

“- Raphelson: You won't get away with this. I have friends, powerful friends!
- President Sawyer: And I'll make sure every single one of them joins you in prison!”
Richard Jenkins - Raphelson
Jamie Foxx - President Sawyer