“- Luke: Maybe we could go out for an ice cream. I know my way around town. I'm kinda like the big cheese here.
- Marnie Piper: I was hungry, but then I smelled something stinky... it must have been the Big Cheese!”
Phillip Van Dyke - Luke
Kimberly J. Brown - Marnie Piper

“Why don't you go down to the grocery store and sit in the dairy section? That way everyone will know you are the head cheese!”
Jeremy Maes - The Licker

“- Young Michael: We can eat hot dogs, or we can eat air. Choose...
- Young Tommy: Air is probably safer, Mike...”
Brad Renfro - Young Michael
Jonathan Tucker - Young Tommy

“I can't eat that, he used his hands. I think it's unsanitary.”

Marti Greenberg - Suzanne

“- Kate: I hope you don't mind; I bought you some organic food. I thought you might want to start eating healthier food.
- Angie: Eh. That crap is for rich people who hate themselves.”
Tina Fey - Kate
Amy Poehler - Angie