“Just remember ladies. That this is a cabin for respectable women. There will be no talk of pinkies. They're not playthings, you know! They're weapons! Dangerous weapons! Like loaded guns! They can go off when you least expect it!”
Misty Rowe - Fanny

“- George Henderson: We don't even know what it is. We don't know if it's male or female.
- Sarah Henderson: Definitely male.
- Nancy Henderson: How can you tell? Don't answer that, honey.”

John Lithgow - George Henderson
Margaret Langrick - Sarah Henderson
Melinda Dillon - Nancy Henderson

“- Police Inspector: You idiot... that's a man!
- Labisse: That's not possible.
- Police Inspector: Oh yeah? Well when I walked in, the person in that room was naked from the waist down, and if that was a woman, then she was wearing the greatest disguise that I have ever seen.”

Geoffrey Beevers - Police Inspector
Peter Arne - Labisse

“When you touch a woman and her clit's like that you know she knows about sex like you.”
Mark Ruffalo - Detective Giovanni A. Malloy

“One of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen in my life rolled up, and I'm not one to call women ugly, but I think this woman was, because she had a penis.”
Dave Chappelle - Disco Cabbie