“- Joel: I... I mean, you're more than just a sissy. You're nice and... and clean and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...
- Andre: Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!”
Joel Michaely - Joel
Douglas Spain - Andre

You're one of the "a cappella girls". I'm one of those "a cappella boys", and we're gonna have "aca-children". It's inevitable.
Skylar Astin - Jesse

“- Will: Eva was telling me that there are no men at this party that she's attractred to.
- Albert: That's ok, there's no one here I'm attracted to either.”
Ben Falcone - Will
James Gandolfini - Albert

“You deserve so much better in your life. You deserve me.”

Jude Law - Gigolo Joe

“- Dr. Lily Sinclair: So, is this how you seduce all the girls?
- Eddie Kasalivich: Only physicists with hypothermia who are accused of being a terrorist.”

Rachel Weisz - Dr. Lily Sinclair
Keanu Reeves - Eddie Kasalivich