“- Zachary: I think that busboy's checking you out.
- Susan Morton: The words every woman wants to hear!”
Jack Merrill - Zachary
Nancy Travis - Susan Morton

“If you are a rich lady, and I have boned you...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart. If you are a rich lady, and would like to be boned...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart.”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“- James West: Let me tell you something about your beloved art of disguise, Gordon. That night at Fat Can's, it wasn't a difficult task to tell that you weren't a woman.
- Artemus Gordon: I was propositioned by three men!”
Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“- Steven Grlscz: I give them the card and tell them it's not something I normally do.
- Inspector Healey: And the number?
- Steven Grlscz: I don't use it to anything else.
- Inspector Healey: Why?
- Steven Grlscz: So I know who is calling when they call me.”

Jude Law - Steven Grlscz
Timothy Spall - Inspector Healey

“- Hale: I'm glad you find her so. Best wishes in your fox hunting.
- King Gustav: Fox hunting? You like fox hunting, yes.
- Ralph: I don't get out much lately. But I used to go out almost every evening. One club or another.”

James Villiers - Hale
Julian Glover - King Gustav
John Goodman - Ralph