“- Zachary: I think that busboy's checking you out.
- Susan Morton: The words every woman wants to hear!”
Jack Merrill - Zachary
Nancy Travis - Susan Morton

“Back then, dinner and a movie might have gotten you into some girl's panties, but it's gonna take a lot more than that to get into mine.”
Annie Potts - Helen Downing

“Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.”
Will Smith - Hitch

“If you are a rich lady, and I have boned you...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart. If you are a rich lady, and would like to be boned...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart.”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“- James West: Let me tell you something about your beloved art of disguise, Gordon. That night at Fat Can's, it wasn't a difficult task to tell that you weren't a woman.
- Artemus Gordon: I was propositioned by three men!”
Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon