“- Danny Ocean: How's your wife?
- Bulldog, the Bruiser: Pregnant again.
- Danny Ocean: Well, that happens.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Scott L. Schwartz - Bulldog, the Bruiser

“It's getting late... and my wife is ovulating.”
Steve Coogan - Dana Marschz

“- Roger Morgan: Wet or dry, you're the handsomest woman I ever did see. Spirit and a fine sturdy body. It's a noble combination, Miss Prescott. Why, for you, child bearin' would come as easy as rollin' off a log.
- Lilith Prescott: Well, I... think I'd rather roll off a log, Mr. Morgan.”
Robert Preston - Roger Morgan
Debbie Reynolds - Lilith Prescott

“- Owen: Your wife, she had a little trouble walking, but that was from the gardener.
- Larry: You saw my wife?
- Owen: She was kind of a tart, Larry. Although I can see why you married her. She was very beautiful.”
Danny DeVito - Owen
Billy Crystal - Larry

- John Converse: If you really want to know, I think she's pretty moral, basically.
- Antheil: "Pretty moral, basically?". Oh, Jesus. What a couple of yo-yo's.

Michael Moriarty - John Converse
Anthony Zerbe - Antheil