“Fortunately for you, Josie, the only thing you've ever had to wear twice is a sour expression.”
Megan Follows - Anna Shirley Cuthbert

“I just love a man in uniform. Policemen are the best.”
Tami Erin - Pippi Longstocking

“- Charlie Mackenzie: You look like Huggy Bear from 'Starsky and Hutch'.
- Tony Giardino: What do ya mean? I look hip!
- Charlie Mackenzie: No, you look like an undercover cop trying to look hip.
- Tony Giardino: I am an undercover cop trying to look hip.”
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie
Anthony LaPaglia - Tony Giardino

“- Detective Marcus Burnett: Are you a model or a cop?
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Hey, man, I like lookin' good, that's all.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: For who?
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Hey man, don't hate the playa, hate the game.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: [as Detective Mike Lowrey walks away] Hate the tailor.”

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“- State Trooper: Pullover!
- Harry Dunne: No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.”

Harland Williams - State Trooper
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne