- Alex Furlong: What about us?
- Julie Redlund: "Us" was eighteen years ago.
- Alex Furlong: It's two days for me. Two days, Julie.

Emilio Estevez - Alex Furlong
Rene Russo - Julie Redlund

“It would be nice to think that since I was 14, times have changed. Relationships have become more sophisticated. Females less cruel. Skins thicker. Instincts more developed. But there seems to be an element of that afternoon in everything that's happened to me since. All my romantic stories are a scrambled version of that first one.”
John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“Even businessmen, who rob and cheat and steal from people everyday, even they have to pay taxes.”
Jonathan Winters - Lennie Pike

“The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is: a) whatever the IRS says, b) a smartlawyer, c) ten years in prison, d) all of the above?”
Gene Hackman - Avery Tolar

“- Drew: And who would've thought... you, an IRS agent.
- Joe Black: Death and taxes.”

Jake Weber - Drew
Brad Pitt - Joe Black