“- Michael Colin Gallagher: Why aren't you married?
- Megan Carter: How do you know I'm not?
- Michael Colin Gallagher: I don't see a ring.
- Megan Carter: Haven't you heard of women's lib?
- Michael Colin Gallagher: Most of them are ugly.
- Megan Carter: Is that supposed to be a compliment?”
Paul Newman - Gallagher
Sally Field - Megan

“- Patcha: There's two people in there looking for you.
- Kuzco: Who?
- Pacha: A big guy and a skinny old woman.
- Kuzco: Wait, was this woman scary beyond all reason?”
John Goodman - Patcha
David Spade - Kuzco

“There's no relation between how sexy a girl looks and her sex life. The ugly ones seem to get all the action.”
Peter Sarsgaard - Clyde Martin

“It doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck, or you're ugly as shit. It's about talking to women, and I know how to do that because I observe, because I am a novelist.”
Seth Rogen - Cal

“One of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen in my life rolled up, and I'm not one to call women ugly, but I think this woman was, because she had a penis.”
Dave Chappelle - Disco Cabbie