- David "Beano" Baggot: Are you still a road dog, Hughie?
- Hughie: Nah. The last tour I did was ten years ago. It was Aerosmith, but they've gone and cleaned up their act. It's all wheatgrass juice and fuckin' pumpkin seeds. I hope you guys are still crazy, or I'm outta here.
Timothy Spall - David "Beano" Baggot
Billy Connolly - Hughie

“You know, you got a real tune, little brother. You really oughta start your own band. Call it The Attitudes.”

Joan Jett - Patti Rasnick

“- Nina Barona: I'm a little better than you think, Mr. O'Brien.
- Bill O'Brien: That wouldn't be hard.”
Rita Hayworth - Nina Barona
Douglas Fairbanks Jr. - Bill O'Brien

“You can't trust Melanie but you can trust Melanie to be Melanie.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie

“Frank is a very sick and dangerous man.”

Kyle MacLachlan - Jeffrey Beaumont