“I'm the original coyote. Just a small town gal trying to make it in the big bad city.”

Maria Bello - Lil

“- Roy O'Bannon: I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man.
- Chon Wang: He's only twelve.
- Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped?”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang

“We move swift. We move silent. We move deadly. Only one shake of those wangs ladies. Anymore than that constutes pleasure and we're not in that business. Sleep well, Mr. Jones?”

Clint Eastwood - Highway

“- Jewel: Hey. Thank you for doing this. I really appreciate it.
- Blu: I would do anything for you. You know that, right?
- Jewel: Of course I do.”
Anne Hathaway - Jewel
Jesse Eisenberg - Blu

“- Maureen: I've got priorities. I mean, you only get to be a dancer for ten years. Maybe fifteen if you don't get injured. So for the next decade at least.
- Jim: Hey, all I'm asking for is a date.”
Susan May Pratt - Maureen
Eion Bailey - Jim