“I'm a horrible person. You have every right to hate me. You should hate me. I want you to hate me! I insist that you hate me! I'm scum, I'm garbage, I'm vermin, and I'm sorry.”
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett

“- Alex: I'm sorry.
- Michael Boll: What?
- Alex: Sorry.
- Michael Boll: Sorry? You - fuck you, you're sorry? Sorry about what? Killing Claire? Trying to kill my brother? Or maybe you're just sorry for holding a guy down while I beat him? Fuck you, you're sorry!”
Rob Lowe - Alex
James Spader - Michael Boll

“- Rollins: I'm just tired of people shirking responsibility for their actions.
- Sgt. Rita Pompano: Newsflash: The world is shit, people are bad, we're all gonna die, deal with it.”
Ray McKinnon - Rollins
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Sgt. Rita Pompano

“- Dr. Walter Jenning: I am not Jenning anymore! I am now one of the Dark Overlords of the Universe.
- Beverly Switzler: Dark Overlord of the Universe?
- Howard T. Duck: That must be quite a responsibility.”
Jeffrey Jones - Dr. Walter Jenning
Lea Thompson - Beverly Switzler
Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck

“- Joe Waters: I'm sorry I don't have a photographic memory, Gus.
- Gus Green: You don't even have a memory.”
Joe Pesci - Joe Waters
Danny Glover - Gus Green