“Horrible thing, to stand with your toes at the edge of the precipice. You can say anything you like, as long as you make it sound like it was a joke.”
Jim Broadbent - John Bayley

“- Jack Taylor: What's this I hear about you making fun of midgets?
- Tom Stansfield: I never make fun of midgets!
- Jack Taylor: You said, it would be fun to date one because then you could rest your beer on their head, now I have a sense of humour, but that's just sick.”
Terence Stamp - Jack Taylor
Ashton Kutcher - Tom Stansfield

“What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”

Amy Poehler - Leslie Knope

“- Annie Bean: I'm just teasing you.
- Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson: I don't think couples can really tease each other. I think everyone pretends they can, but really there's always some kind of truth or judgment in there somewhere.”
Kristen Bell - Annie Bean
Dax Shepard - Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson

“Looks like love at first sight to me. Oh, he likes you, Burke!”

Michael Biehn - Corporal Hicks