“You've heard the story of Jesse James of how he lived and died, if your still in need of something to read heres the story of Bonnie and Clyde.”

Faye Dunaway - Bonnie Parker

“I learned to read some. I read the Bible quite a bit. I can't understand all of it, but I reckon I understand a good deal of it.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“- Maisy's Teacher: Does anybody have a special story to tell the class about something that happened this week?
[Maizy Russell raises her hand]
- Maisy's Teacher: Maizy?
- Maizy Russell: My uncle was micro waving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour.”
Ron Payne - Maizy's Teacher
Gaby Hoffmann - Maizy Russell

“- Stefan Vanderhoof: They had the same prance, the same rhythm, it was like they were two members of the same body.
- Scott Donlan: I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got so exhausted. I'm sorry, go on, you were telling a story?”

Michael McKean - Stefan Vanderhoof
John Michael Higgins - Scott Donlan

“- Theresa Burnett: Hey hey. Don't you go telling my boys none of your sleazy sex stories.
- Mike Lowrey: Aw, no. I only tell your husband my sleazy sex stories.
- Marcus Burnett: Hey.
- Theresa Burnett: Well, I don't want him hearing either. Gives him ideas.”
Theresa Randle - Theresa Burnett
Will Smith - Mike Lowrey
Martin Lawrence - Marcus Burnett