“Fuckaire, the only thing I want to say is: you've kept me in a dungeon, and you've beaten me, and you've tortured me, and you even kissed me. And, I want these people to know that the only thing you've really done is make me really, really hungry.”
Cheech Marin - Louis Corsican

“- Brian Cohen: Lay off, I've had a hard time!
- Ben: You've had a hard time? I've been here five years, they only hung me the right way up yesterday.”

Graham Arthur Chapman - Brian Cohen
Michael Palin - Ben

- Flanagan: What the hell are you doing? Leave him alone!
- Cpl. Joseph L. DiNardo: Look lady, this is called "extracting infromation". Do you understand that?
- Flanagan: So we torture prisoners now, do we?
- Cpl. Joseph L. DiNardo: You're goddamn right! This ain't Nebraska, lady.

Margaret Gerard - Flanagan
Wings Hauser - Cpl. Joseph L. DiNardo

“- Matthew Hollis: A beating is not the way, my friend.
- Eduardo Marques: He's right, you know?
- Matthew Hollis: Personally, I prefer torture.”

Sir Michael Caine - Matthew Hollis
José Lewgoy - Eduardo Marques

“- Magneto: You know this plastic prison of theirs won't hold me forever. The war is still coming. And I intend to fight it, by any means necessary.
- Professor Charles Xavier: And I will always be there, old friend.”

Sir Ian McKellen - Magneto
Sir Patrick Stewart - Professor Charles Xavier