“- Freud: And so, Ted's father's own fear of failure has caused him to make his son the embodiment of all his deepest anxieties about himself. And hence, his aggression transference onto Ted.
- Ted: Whoa...
- Freud: Okay, Ted?
- Ted: Yes... Thank you very much, Sigmund Freud...
- Freud: Bill?
- Bill: Nah. Just got a minor oedipal complex.”
Rod Loomis - Freud
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“- Amanda: Why are you talking to your therapist about me?
- Jade: She says I talk too much about myself.”
Monica Potter - Amanda
Shalom Harlow - Jade

“Do yourself a favor and don't think so much. It gives you premature wrinkles.”

Alyssa Milano - Margo Masse

“Whoa! Look at those wrinkles. What is holding this woman together?”

David Spade - Kuzco

“Let your eyes crinkle, let your skin wrinkle.Our lines show that we've lived. If he doesn't love you when you look like a map, tell him to hit the road.”
Nia Vardalos - Connie