“- British Officer: You're seven minuteslate, Mr. Collins.
- Michael Collins: You've kept us waiting 700 years. You can have your seven minutes.”

Richard Ingram - British Officer
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins

“- Gail: I hope you like shrimp cocktail, because I want you to be guests of honor at our wedding next week!
- Beth: Well, I hope it's not jumbo shrimp, because I'm allergic to oxymorons! ”
Molly Shannon - Gail
Janeane Garofalo - Beth

“- Anna Coleman: So, let's do this thingy.
- Ryan: You mean our wedding rehearsal?”
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Mark Harmon - Ryan

“- Queen Constantina: So many beautiful girls! He'll meet someone tonight.
- King Maximillian: And if he doesn't?
- Queen Constantina: This ball will never end!”
Whoopi Goldberg - Queen Constantina
Victor Garber - King Maximillian

“- Sylvia: I thought it might be enchanting to have the bridesmaids in little jodhpurs and carrying riding crops festumed with baby's breath.
- Lillian Brooks: That could be enchanting. In a stable.”
Renée Taylor - Sylvia
Lauren Bacall - Lillian Brooks