“Those fuckin' Hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano.”
Jeff Anderson - Randal

“- Alcoholic Customer: Do you serve beer or any alcohol?
- Enid: I wish. Actually you wish, after about five minutes of this movie, you're gonna wish you had ten beers.”
Tony Ketcham - Alcoholic Customer
Thora Birch - Enid

“Give the people what they want... old-fashioned apocalyptic porn.”
Benjamin Kanes - Young Birdman

“- Sally Jackson: I've always dreamed of being a big hit singer.
- Dorian Montier: Oh, can you sing?
- Sally Jackson: No, that's why they call them dreams.”
Drew Barrymore - Sally Jackson
Luke Wilson - Dorian Montier

“Under British law, singing badly is not a crime.”
Oscar James - Miguel