“- Viola De Lesseps: I loved a writer and gave up the prize for a sonnet.
- Will Shakespeare: I was the more deceived.
- Viola De Lesseps: Yes, you were deceived, for I did not know how much I loved you.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Viola De Lesseps
Joseph Fiennes - Will Shakespeare

“I'm just a writer. I don't know what to do to show you how much I love you. I only have words. That's all I have.”

Luke Wilson - Alex Sheldon

“- Johnny Dio: How do you like your steak?
- Paul Cicero: Medium rare.
- Johnny Dio: Huh. An aristocrat.”
Frank Pellegrino - Johnny Dio
Paul Sorvino - Paul Cicero

“- Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: I am a baron.
- Miles Massey: Yes, but do you not also hold a day job? Paying job. A... uh, a square job.
- Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: Well, one has to live. I am the concierge of Les Pantalons Rouges at Bad-Gadesbourg in the canton of Uri.
- Miles Massey: And what does that job entail?”
Jonathan Hadary - Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy
George Clooney - Miles

“- Vladimir: We have found the heir to the Russian throne. And you...
- Dimitri: Will walk out of her life forever.
- Vladimir: But...
- Dimitri: Princesses don't marry kitchen boys.”
Kelsey Grammer - Vladimir
John Cusack - Dimitri