“- Darwin Mayflower: We've got you clothes, a great hotel and a 250,000 lira per diem.
- Minerva Mayflower: That's 200 dollars a day. So he can get a hooker and some tequila? Veto, Darwin!
- Hudson Hawk: I guess we see who wears the penis in this family.”
Richard R. Grant - Darwin Mayflower
Sandra Bernhard - Minerva Mayflower
Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“- Princess Leia: You have a power I don't understand and could never have.
- Luke: You're wrong, Leia. You have that power too. In time you'll learn to use it as I have. The Force runs strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. And... my sister has it. Yes. It's you, Leia.
- Princess Leia: I know. Somehow, I've always known.”
Carrie Fisher - Princess Leia
Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker

“One finger won't make an impact, but you ball all those fingers into a fist, and you can strike a mighty blow. Now, this family has got to be that fist.”
Irma P. Hall - Mother Joe

“- Grace: I can't believe that in half an hour I will be part of the Le Domas gaming dynasty, empire?
- Alex Le Domas: Uh, dominion, we prefer dominion.”
Samara Weaving - Grace
Mark O'Brien - Alex Le Domas

“A year later, the impossible finally happened. One of the Holt boys married one of the Abbott girls. We had two daughters. Named the youngest Helen, after my mom.”

Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt