- Ernie: Come on Bert, what kind of movie has a sad ending?
- Bert: "Titanic". "Titanic" had a sad ending.
Steve Whitmire - Ernie
Frank Oz - Bert

“Life's like a movie, write your own ending...”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

"Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves

“When Andy and I used to go the movies, he would always try to guess the ending of the movie. And he would always guess that the main character had been dead the whole time. Even when we saw Ratatouille.”

Rashida Jones - Ann Perkins

“If you want a happy ending, you should go see a Hollywood movie.”
Martin Landau - Judah Rosenthal