“- Lloyd: Caroline? Why don't you eat something?
- Caroline: Loyd? Why don't you eat me?
- Connie: Kids, go to into the den. This not a conversation for children.
- Rose: It is not an apprioprate conversation for adults either.”

Kevin Spacey - Lloyd
Judy Davis - Caroline
Christine Baranski - Connie
Glynis Johns - Rose

“- Tibby: How old are you, anyway? 10?
- Bailey: I'm 12!
- Tibby: Same difference. - Bailey: No, when I was 10, I didn't have an iPod.
- Tibby: You're so cool. And what do you listen to on there, teletubbies hit parade?”
Amber Tamblyn - Tibby
Jenna Boyd - Bailey

“The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue.”
Drew Barrymore - Karen Pomeroy

“Little kids buy cereal the same way grown men buy lingerie. They will buy stuff they care nothing about just to get the prize that's inside.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“You shouldn't be wearing a dress; you should be wearing a diaper.”

Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker