“- Sid: I'm begging you. I need him.
- Manny: What, a good-looking guy like you?
- Sid: Aw, you say that, but you don't mean it.
- Manny: No, seriously, look at you. Aw, those ladies, they don't stand a chance.
- Sid: You have a very cruel sense of humor.”

John Leguizamo - Sid
Ray Romano - Manny

“- Viola Fields: That slut is practically throwing herself on him!
- Ruby: I don't blame her, that boy's one fine piece of ass!”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Viola Fields
Wanda Sykes - Ruby

“Pearl, you're curved in the flesh of temptation. Resistance is going to be a darn sight harder for you than females protected by the shape of sows.”
Walter Huston - The Sinkiller

“German girls find scars very attractive.”
Deborah Kerr - Johnny Cannon

“We are women. Different things go on in our heads. That's what makes us attractive.”
Jane Withers - Clavdia Kurin