“You'd never think it... needing rain so badly. Not in fucking England!”
Brendan Gleeson - Frank

“Wey! Dont be stepin on those flowres motherfuckers! I just planted that shit!”
Amy Hill - Mrs. Ho-Kym

“Life's a garden, dig it.”
David Spade - Joe Dirt

“- Meneer Chrome: This is an Anglo-Dutch garden, madam, with French influence. We have progressed from flowers. A garden is a celebration of art's triumph over nature.
- James Fitzmaurice: We shall be the fucking flowers. We shall provide the color and scent as we walk among the gravel paths.”

Ewan McGregor - Meneer Chrome
Richard R. Grant - James Fitzmaurice

“He's got the best lawn on the block. And you know why? Because he trains his dog to crap in my yard.”
Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield