“- Chelsea Turner: All I ever wanted to do was spend my life loving you, you disgusting sack of shit.
- Seth Winnick: If that's all you wanted, then why did you hire the sleaziest lawyer in town, you pathologically deluded, morally bankrupt, in-denial, self-esteem-deficient bitch on wheels?
- Chelsea Turner: I am not in denial.”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Chelsea Turner
French Stewart - Seth Winnick

“I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and... and I can't like you anymore.”
Jon Cryer - Duckie

“Rick, I want Debbie. You dump her and I'll give you cash. Ten thousand dollars, plus a G.E. toaster over, a Litton microwave, a Cuisinart, Michelin tires, brand new, a set of Sears' best metric tools...”
Robert Prescott - Cole Whittier

“You don't know what love is. You've gotten everything you have always wanted and now you're feeling sorry for yourself because there's something you want and you can't have it. But you had it! I gave you love. But you asked me to leave and I left.”
Demi Moore - Debbie

“- Dr. Peter Venkman: Dana, you just never got it. I'm a man, I need to feel loved. I need to be desired!
- Dana Barrett: When you started introducing me as the old ball and chain, that's when I left.”
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
Sigourney Weaver - Dana Barrett