“You know what's gross? Guys that don't wear bellbottoms.”
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady

“Perhaps you will regard my work with ridicule or even with a distaste. If so, destroy these records. But if you like me burn with the irresistable desire to penetrate the unknown, carry on.”

Basil Rathbone - Baron Wolf von Frankenstein

“I don't mind dying, but I hate the preliminaries.”
Bob Hope - Larry Lawrence

- "Red" Baxter: I don't like your faces.
- S. Quentin Quale: I suppose you think we like them.
Robert Barrat - "Red" Baxter
Groucho Marx - S. Quentin Quale

“Rusty, I no like the West. All the people do is kill each other. I like a the West better if it was in the East.”

Chico Marx - Joe Panello