“The uses of information, disinformation, and how their use is ultimately... power. They have agreed to open up their operations to us, they can't win the war without us, but they don't really want us here... Intelligence is their mother's milk, and they don't like sharing the royal tit with people that don't have titles.”

William Hurt - Philip Allen

“- J.D.: Well, you didn't know a lot of things. You didn't know I was gay.
- Wayne: Is there anything else you wanna tell me?
- J.D.: I got three balls.
- Wayne: Shut up! God!”
Jack Black - J.D.
Steve Zahn - Wayne

“- Steven M. Kovacs: Just get out. I don't ever want to see you again. Robin is never going to forgive me!
- The Cable Guy: Well, I'll tell you how you handle that: don't tell her.”

Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“- Lisle Von Rhoman: You're scared as Hell... of yourself. Of the body you once knew.
- Madeline Ashton: I beg your pardon?
- Lisle Von Rhoman: I am the one who understands. I am the one who knows your secret.”
Isabella Rossellini - Lisle Von Rhuman
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton

“You must make me a promise. The secret that we share must never become public. You may continue your career for ten years. Ten years of perfect, unchanged beauty. But at the end of that time, before people start to become suspicious, you have to disappear from public viewforever.”

Isabella Rossellini - Lisle Von Rhuman