“- Det. Hazeltine: So DeCosta represents your father, and you scarf all of this junk food to fulfill an oral longing for your mother's breasts, which incidentally are 70% fat.
- Det. Barzak: That's great, Frank. First, you ruin food for me; now you gotta ruin tits.”
Billy Dee Williams - Det. Hazeltine
Robert Carradine - Det. Barzak

“- Pimmie Polk: How would you like your nuts crushed?
- Boy: How would you like your tits shot off?”

Julia Montgomery - Pimmie Polk
Tim Hoskins - Boy

“Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.”
Sigourney Weaver - Gwen DeMarco

“- Frank: My perfect partner is me.
- Martha: You?
- Frank: Yeah, me... with breasts.”
Rufus Sewell - Frank
Monica Potter - Martha

“- Aramis: Sometimes there are more important things in life than a good pair of tits.
- Porthos: Really? If you can name me one thing that is more sublime than the feel of a plump, pink nipple between my lips, I'll build you a new cathedral.
- Aramis: Forgiveness...”
Jeremy Irons - Aramis
Gérard Depardieu - Porthos