“I fear my doctor may have been seized by the Romans!”
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott

“- Noodles: What is it?
- Max: It's a throne. It was a gift to a pope. It cost me about 800 bucks.
- Carol: It's from the 17th century.
- Noodles: What are you going to do with it?
- Max: I'm sitting on it.”
Robert De Niro - Noodles
James Woods - Max
Tuesday Weld - Carol

“Late 14th Ming Dynasty. Oh it breaks the heart.”

Sir Sean Connery - Professor Henry Jones

“- Hudson Hawk: What's with all these stones in people's backyard?
- Tommy Five-Tone: That is called ruins...”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk
Danny Aiello - Tommy Five-Tone

“Try something new. I mean something old.”

Oscar Isaac - Llewyn Davis